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You read the comments. You watched the robots walk. You lived through the great AI slop panic of 2026 — and all you got was this fantastic t-shirt. Survivor status: certified.
One row per person. Sold-out sizes are disabled. You can also paste your roster from a spreadsheet.
Team pricing, applied automatically: 10% off 5+ · 15% off 10+ · 20% off 20+ items.
Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Between sizes? Most people size up.