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WARNING: manufacturing this shirt may have boiled an entire lake and drained our drinking water. (It did not.) Inspired by the most dramatic comment in 519 Wanderer history. Please hydrate responsibly while wearing.
One row per person. Sold-out sizes are disabled. You can also paste your roster from a spreadsheet.
Team pricing, applied automatically: 10% off 5+ · 15% off 10+ · 20% off 20+ items.
Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Between sizes? Most people size up.