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Membership has its privileges. A tribute to the greatest points card Canada ever carried in a wallet, upgraded for the slop era. Earn slop points on every video, redeemable absolutely nowhere, because where the lowest slop is the law, the points are just for show. Member since 2026. Printed in Canada.
One row per person. Sold-out sizes are disabled. You can also paste your roster from a spreadsheet.
Team pricing, applied automatically: 10% off 5+ · 15% off 10+ · 20% off 20+ items.
Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Between sizes? Most people size up.