Cannabis Shirts

Made for adults who enjoy a laid-back joke, these cannabis shirts mix plant puns, science nods and a little Canadian pride. Pick Freshly Baked for the friend who's always relaxed, THC Molecule for the chemistry fan or Canadian Weed Flag for a patriotic twist. Each design is printed in Canada, and you can order one shirt or kit out the whole circle.

Printed in Canada
Group prices from 6
Free shipping over $250

Buying for a group? The price per item drops at 6 and again at 12 of the same design, mixed across garments, colours and sizes.

Picking a cannabis shirt

Think about the humour you want to wear. Wordplay fans can go for HealTHCare or Indica Puts You in da Couch. Science lovers get THC Molecule, and fans of the plant itself can choose Flower, Paper & Lighter. For a holiday party, Happy Holidaze brings a seasonal grin, and Nugs Not Drugs is pure wordplay.

Weed shirts make easy gifts too. Choose by personality: A Friend With Weed Is a Friend Indeed suits the generous host, while Freshly Baked suits the one who brings the snacks. If peace-and-love designs are more your style, Flower to the People also sits in Retro Shirts.

Made for grown-ups

Our cannabis shirts are written for adults, so think about where each one will be worn. Some suit a festival or a friend's place better than a family dinner. Pick a hoodie, a crewneck, a long sleeve, a tee or a women's fit; the garment list changes from design to design. A shirt colour that contrasts with the words keeps them easy to read. For more adult humour, try Cocktail & Whiskey Shirts.

Ordering for a group

Planning a birthday weekend or a cottage trip with friends? Order just one shirt, or put the whole group in the same design: the bigger the group in one design, the less each shirt costs, and hoodies, tees and other garments of that design all count, in any colour. Orders over $250 ship free across Canada, and 2XL and up costs a little extra. Want more laughs? Browse all funny t-shirts with sayings.

Questions and answers

Are these cannabis shirts for adults only?

Yes. The jokes are written with adults in mind, so they suit grown-up wardrobes and grown-up parties. Choose from tees, hoodies, crewnecks, long sleeves and women's fits, then pick a colour and size.

Do you have funny weed shirts for women?

Yes, there's a women's fit, along with tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies. Garments vary by design, so open one to see its options. HealTHCare and Happy Holidaze are good places to start.

Is a single shirt okay, or do I need to order more?

A single shirt is fine. If you add more of the same design, the price per shirt drops, and every garment and colour of that design counts. Your order ships free once it passes $250.

When will my shirt arrive?

Before you pay, you'll see a delivery date for your order. If the party date is set in stone, a guaranteed delivery date is available at checkout for an extra fee, and your shirt will be printed in Canada.