Chemistry & Nerd Shirts

Chemistry shirts for lab techs, science teachers and anyone who can name a neurotransmitter. The molecule designs cover the feel-good chemicals, like Dopamine Molecule and Serotonin Molecule, plus Caffeine Molecule for the coffee drinker. Nerdy picks and a few patent drawings round out the page. Order one shirt for yourself, or outfit the whole lab.

Printed in Canada
Group prices from 6
Free shipping over $250

Buying for a group? The price per item drops at 6 and again at 12 of the same design, mixed across garments, colours and sizes.

Picking a molecule

Match the molecule to the person. Dopamine Molecule and Serotonin Molecule suit a psychology student or anyone who studies the brain. Adrenaline Molecule fits a climber, a skydiver or an emergency room nurse. Oxytocin Molecule, often called the bonding hormone, is a sweet gift for a new parent or a partner. Not a molecule person? Try Nerd Costume or I Heart Labs.

Fans of inventions will also spot Electric Guitar Patent and Skateboard Patent here. The full collection is on the patent drawing shirts page.

Chemistry shirts for the lab or club

These make easy team wear for a lab group, a grad cohort or a chemistry club. Keep the whole lab on one design: the price of each shirt goes down as more of that design are added, and tees, hoodies and every colour of it all count. There's no shipping charge on orders over $250.

A design's garment list shows what it comes on, which may include crewnecks, long sleeves, women's fits or kids' sizes. Note that 2XL and larger cost a little extra. For more science, see the space and alien shirts or all science shirts.

Questions and answers

Can I order just one chemistry shirt?

Yes, one is fine. Choose your garment, colour and size and that single shirt is printed in Canada. The delivery date is shown before checkout, which is handy when it's a graduation or birthday gift.

Can our lab mix tees and hoodies in one order?

Yes. As long as everyone picks the same design, tees, hoodies, crewnecks and every colour count together toward a lower price per shirt. Each person still chooses their own size, and the bigger the order, the bigger the saving.

Do these nerd shirts come in kids' sizes?

Look at the garment list on the design you like: youth, toddler and baby sizes appear there when that design can be printed on them. It's worth a look before shopping for a budding scientist.