Sarcastic Shirts

Some people roll their eyes. Others put it on a shirt. These sarcastic shirts are for the dry wit at work, the friend who answers every question with a question and anyone who has said "fine" and meant the opposite. Pick from deadpan lines like Snap Out of It, Great Personality and Cute but Poisonous, then choose the garment and colour that suit you.

Printed in Canada
Group prices from 6
Free shipping over $250

Sassy Shirts

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Meme & Internet Shirts

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Buying for a group? The price per item drops at 6 and again at 12 of the same design, mixed across garments, colours and sizes.

Choosing your level of sarcasm

Sarcasm comes in shades. Call Mom and Humpday are gentle enough for most offices, so they're easy picks if you want sarcastic shirts for work. Cute but Poisonous and Booze, Shoes and Boys With Tattoos lean bolder and suit a night out. Ain't No Wifey is for the happily single, and Great Personality is a compliment and a roast in one. Star-sign teasing has a place here too: Capricorn Greedy Emo is for the friend who reads their horoscope and their bank balance with the same sigh.

Want more attitude? Browse the Sassy Shirts. If your jokes mostly live in a group chat, the Meme & Internet Shirts will feel familiar.

Shopping for one or for the whole office

One shirt is a perfectly good order. For a birthday gang, a bridal party or a team that shares a sense of humour, put everyone's shirts in one cart, and the price per shirt falls as more of the same design goes in, whether people choose tees, hoodies or long sleeves, in any colour. Spend over $250 and shipping is on us.

Garments and colours

Each design lists its own garments, from tees and long sleeves to crewnecks, hoodies and women's fits. Choose a shirt colour that lets the words stand out, since a one-liner only lands if people can read it. Sizes 2XL and bigger carry a small upcharge. Got a comeback of your own? Put it on a custom funny t-shirt.

Questions and answers

Are these sarcastic shirts okay to wear to work?

Some are. Call Mom and Humpday keep things light enough for most offices, while bolder lines are better saved for the weekend. Read the words on each design and think about who will see it before you order.

Do sarcastic tees come in a women's fit?

Women's fits are one of the garment choices, along with tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies. Garment options differ by design, so open the one you like to see what it comes on, then pick your colour and sizes.

Can I send one shirt as a gift?

Yes. A single tee makes a fine gift for the friend with the driest sense of humour. A delivery date shows up before checkout, and if the gift has a deadline you can pay extra at checkout for a guaranteed delivery date.

Do bigger groups pay less per shirt?

They do. The more shirts of one design you order, the lower the price per shirt, and mixing garments and colours of that design still counts toward it. Orders over $250 also ship free, which helps when the whole office is in on the joke.