Sassy Shirts

For anyone who answers with an eyebrow, these sassy shirts say the quiet part out loud. Check Your Ego Amigo keeps big talkers humble, Ur Okay I Guess hands out the faintest praise and No Thank You, Have a Nice Day is the politest brush-off around. Order one for yourself or matching shirts for the group chat.

Printed in Canada
Group prices from 6
Free shipping over $250

Buying for a group? The price per item drops at 6 and again at 12 of the same design, mixed across garments, colours and sizes.

How sassy do you want to go?

Some lines are playful enough for brunch with your aunt: In Your Dreams, Here Comes Trouble and Royal Pain. Others have more bite, like Sarcastic Because Punching Is Frowned Upon or I Don't Believe in You. Feelin' Salty and MYOB, Mind Your Own Business sit nicely in between. Read the words, picture where they'll be worn, and pick the level of sass that fits. These tees suit birthday girls, brides-to-be and anyone with a reputation to keep up.

For drier humour, browse all Sarcastic Shirts, or try the Meme & Internet Shirts if your jokes come with hashtags.

Sassy shirts for the squad

Birthday crews, girls' trips and bachelorette weekends love a shared attitude. Order one shirt or the whole group. Stick to one design and the price per shirt drops as the group grows, even if some want hoodies and others want tees. Mixing designs is fine too, but the lower price builds within a single design. Women's fits, tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies are all on the menu, though each design has its own garment list. Pick a colour that makes the attitude impossible to miss. A small surcharge applies to 2XL and up. Want your own comeback on a shirt? Try designing a custom funny t-shirt.

Questions and answers

Which sassy shirts are mild enough for family events?

Here Comes Trouble, Royal Pain and In Your Dreams keep the sass playful, so they suit a family dinner or a day at the cottage. Save the saltier lines for nights out with friends who will take the joke the right way.

Can a bachelorette party order the same design?

Absolutely. Pick one design and let each person choose their garment, colour and size. All of them count toward a lower price per shirt, and an order over $250 ships free.

How do I know my order will arrive before the trip?

Your delivery date shows before checkout. If you're leaving on a set day, lock in a guaranteed delivery date at checkout for an extra fee so the shirts land before you go.