Funny T-Shirts With Sayings

Want a shirt that says it for you? This department gathers our funny t-shirts with sayings in one place: sarcastic one-liners, introvert jokes, food puns, retro throwbacks, zodiac signs, cannabis humour, country sayings and a few kind words for good measure. Browse designs like Call Mom, I'm Nacho Friend and This Ain't My First Rodeo, then choose your garment, colour and size. Every shirt we sell here is printed in Canada.

Printed in Canada
Group prices from 6
Free shipping over $250

Sarcastic

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Introvert & Mental Health

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Inspirational

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Retro

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Zodiac & Astrology

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Food & Drink

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Cannabis

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Country & Western

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Buying for a group? The price per item drops at 6 and again at 12 of the same design, mixed across garments, colours and sizes.

Finding your kind of funny

Start with the joke you would actually tell. If your humour runs dry, the Sarcastic Shirts are full of eye rolls and comebacks like Snap Out of It. If your ideal evening involves a blanket and no plans, the introvert and mental health designs speak your language, from Leave Me Alone to Reigning Nap Champion. Food lovers, coffee drinkers and brunch regulars will find their people in Food & Drink Shirts, and anyone who misses mixtapes can head to Retro Shirts.

Then think about who will wear it and where. A gentle pun works at a family dinner, while some sayings here are better kept for a night out with friends. Funny t-shirts with sayings also make easy gifts, because the words do the talking and you only need to know their sense of humour.

One shirt or the whole crew

Buying in bulk is optional. Order a single shirt for yourself, or fill the cart for a birthday, a bachelorette, a team or a cottage weekend. The more shirts of the same design you add, the lower the price per shirt, and every garment and colour of that design counts, so a mix of hoodies and tees still adds up. Any order over $250 ships free of charge.

Some designs are family sets, where each person picks their own line from a list, and others let you add your own words, such as a name, a year or a team.

Garments, sizes and delivery

Designs are printed on tees, long sleeves, crewnecks, hoodies and women's fits, as well as youth, toddler and baby sizes, though not every design comes on every garment. Choose a colour that keeps the saying readable from across the room. Sizes from 2XL up cost a little more. A delivery date appears before checkout, and if the date matters you can choose a guaranteed delivery date at checkout for an extra fee. Have a saying of your own? Start from a blank shirt in the design studio or make custom funny t-shirts.

Questions and answers

Can I order just one of your funny t-shirts with sayings?

Yes. A single shirt is welcome, whether it's for you or for a gift. Add more of the same design and the price per shirt drops, with every garment and colour of it counting toward the lower price.

How does group pricing work?

The price per shirt drops as more shirts of one design go in your cart. A crew can mix tees, hoodies and crewnecks of that design and still get the lower price, and shipping is free once the order passes $250.

Are there sizes for kids and babies?

Youth, toddler and baby sizes are part of the range, alongside adult tees, long sleeves, crewnecks, hoodies and women's fits. Not every design is offered on every garment, so open the design you like to see which sizes it comes in.

Will my order arrive in time for a birthday or party?

A delivery date is shown before you pay, so there are no surprises. If the date can't move, a guaranteed date can be chosen at checkout for an extra fee. Every order is printed in Canada and shipped across the country.

Can I put my own saying on a shirt?

Some designs let you add your own words, like a name, a year or a team, and family sets let each person pick a line from a list. For a saying that's all yours, start from a blank shirt in the design studio or use our custom funny t-shirts page.

Want Your Own Design Instead?

Start from a blank shirt in our design studio, add your own words, or upload your logo or artwork.

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Funny T-Shirts With Sayings

Yuck Fou

Two Words One Finger

Shits and Giggles

Atheism: A Non Prophet Organization

Bottle That Shit Right Up

Oversexed Underpaid Overworked Underlaid

FIT: Fuck I'm Tired

Namast'ay in Bed

Quit Slackin' and Make Shit Happen

Get Shit Done

Amen

Go Your Own Way

On the Ball Soccer Heart

Baseball and Chill

Ball Is Life

Sunday Funday Football

Taurus Stubborn Asshole

Scorpio Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius Awkward Fucktard

Gemini Attention Whore

Wine Can Reduce Your Risk of Giving a Shit

Post Pilates Pinot

Fitspo

Moonshine, Water of Life

Higher Than a Mother F*cker

You Can't Smoke With Us

Say Perhaps to Drugs

Nugs Not Drugs

Wild West

Truck Yeah

This Ain't My First Rodeo

She's Whiskey in a Teacup

All Funny & Sayings designs

Taurus Stubborn Asshole

Scorpio Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius Awkward Fucktard

Gemini Attention Whore

Shit's About to Get Weird

Yuck Fou

Two Words One Finger

Shits and Giggles

Atheism: A Non Prophet Organization

MTWTFSS

Let's Fucking Do This More Often

Godless America

Fuck: The Definition

F Bunny K

Fuck All Y'all Season

Fuck Rainbow

What the Actual Fuck

Whatever the Fuck I Want

Today's Forecast: Hot and Wet

Ray of Fucking Sunshine

No Bra Club

I Don't Need Tits, Tits Need Me

F Unicorn

Eat Shit

Follow Your F*cking Dreams, Not Me

I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower

Cute as F#%K

Come to Daddy

Ask Me If I Give a Shit

Allergic to Bullshit

Is It Too Late Now to Say Fuck You

I Donut Have Time for This

Bottle That Shit Right Up

Oversexed Underpaid Overworked Underlaid

FIT: Fuck I'm Tired

Quit Slackin' and Make Shit Happen

Get Shit Done

Wine Can Reduce Your Risk of Giving a Shit

Higher Than a Mother F*cker

Virgo Zodiac Sketch

Taurus Zodiac Sketch

Scorpio Zodiac Sketch

Sagittarius Zodiac Sketch

Pisces Zodiac Sketch

Libra Zodiac Sketch

Leo Zodiac Sketch