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I Don't Need Tits, Tits Need Me Shirt

$29.99 each, printed. $26.99 each for 6 or more, $23.99 for 12 or more.

This design stacks bold tan text in two arched lines that read "I Don't Need Tits" above "Tits Need Me." It is a sarcastic one liner built for anyone who wants a laugh out of a plain tee or hoodie, sold exactly as shown with no word changes.

Pick it up on an adult or women's tee, a long sleeve, tank, crewneck sweatshirt or hoodie in shades like black, navy, charcoal, maroon or forest green. Great for one person or a group ordering mixed styles and sizes together. Printed in Canada.

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Printed in Canada
Made in-house by our own team.
Free shipping on orders over $250
Ships anywhere in Canada.
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Order 6 or more of this design for the group price, 12 or more for the best price.
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