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Funny Sayings

Paranoid Funny Saying Shirt

$29.99 each, printed. $26.99 each for 6 or more, $23.99 for 12 or more.

A bold stamped word mark reads Paranoid in distressed block letters next to a colourful diamond icon. Below it, smaller text spells out the joke: unreasonable false beliefs, then asks why is everyone staring at me, finished with a row of small dashes for a worn, stamped look.

This one is sold exactly as shown, no word changes. Pick it for yourself or print it across a group, since every garment and size can be mixed in one order, from adult and women's tees to hoodies, youth and toddler sizes. Printed in Canada.

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Printed in Canada
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Ships anywhere in Canada.
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Order 6 or more of this design for the group price, 12 or more for the best price.
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