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You Drive a Fast Car Funny Sarcastic Shirt

$29.99 each, printed. $26.99 each for 6 or more, $23.99 for 12 or more.

Bold bubble letters in sky blue and yellow with a black outline spell out "You Drive a Fast Car" across the shirt, with stars scattered between the words for a playful comic book look. It is a sarcastic one liner for anyone who has heard that line about their driving one too many times.

Pick it up on an adult, women's or youth tee, a long sleeve, tank, hoodie or crewneck sweatshirt, with sizes down to baby and toddler. Mix garments, sizes and colours like black, navy or maroon in a single order for yourself or the whole carpool. Printed in Canada.

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Printed in Canada
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Order 6 or more of this design for the group price, 12 or more for the best price.
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